Wednesday, April 14, 2004

(Fact: This story is taken from the back of my Math1B notebook upon which I wrote this story in utter boredom of the class)

Once upon a time a jeanius was born. Actually, he fell from the sky...that's how he got to be so retarded--er...weird. His parents were made out of Jell-O. Every day, Bill Cosby would come over to his house and play the Jell-O song. Then a meteor hit the earh and killed the dinosoars. But Mario wasn't too sure he wanted to save the princess. However, Kash had other plans. He wanted to take over the world one popsicle at a time. Now, if this story doesn't make sense to you, shut up and quit reading. You are automatically not-kool. Yes, kool is spelled with a 'k.' Back to the story of life. Godzilla was sad because Mothra wouldn't make out with him. Problem was, however, that Mothra was a guy and wasn't gay. Godzilla failed to realize this (well, the gay part at least). Meanwhile, Gotham city was being attacked by clowns. Clowns are stupid. I like red Jell-O. Batman is the best...ever. So the Ninja Turtles and Batman played strip-poker. Ninja Turtles don't really have clothes so they lost real quick.

Kash Rulez!!!

 

...and there you have it. I swear to goodness that is on my notebook. I'll show you if I have to. Really, I will.